Lazy Lowdown
I’m Lazy Debbie, a fifty-something who’s turned procrastination into a career. I hold a PhD in Advanced Napping and a Master’s in Creative Excuses for Not Getting Off the Couch. My thesis? “Why do today what you can put off until the day after tomorrow… or never?”
Come, join me in this sanctuary of relaxation, where we only lift our eyebrows – and only if we absolutely must. Here, being tired is an art, and me? Well, I’m the Picasso of power naps!
Informazione Pigre
Sono Debbie la Pigra, una cinquantenne che ha fatto della procrastinazione una carriera. Ho un dottorato in Sonnecchiamento Avanzato e un master in Scuse Creative per Non Alzarsi dal Divano. La mia tesi? “Perché fare oggi quello che puoi rimandare a dopodomani… o mai?”
Vieni, unisciti a me in questo santuario del relax, dove l’unica cosa che solleviamo sono le sopracciglia – e solo se è assolutamente necessario. Qui, essere stanchi è un’arte, e io? Beh, sono il Picasso dei pisolini!
About Our Lazy Legion
SPOILER: It’s just me and all my idle incarnations Sono solo io e tutte le mie incarnazioni indolenti
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Michael Williams
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Jessica Brown
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Emily Smith
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Robert Wilson
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Jessica Brown
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Michael Williams
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Master of turning lazy days into poetic narratives.
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